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Durham & Northumberland One / Cumbria 1
« on: October 27, 2019, 11:16:26 AM »
May as well have a thread on this seeing as one of them will be getting promoted into this league.

At the moment it looks like Cockermouth, Wigton or Whitehaven.

I played at Wigton as a Colt - a great club and not too far away on a bus if my memory serves.

Help / Bots!!!
« on: August 22, 2019, 10:20:59 AM »
I’m sure the regulars amongst you will have noticed a severe increase in computer bots posting absolute nonsense on here.

To combat this I have increased the challenge of registering on the forum. I hope this works...

Other Senior Rugby / 6 Nations 2019
« on: February 02, 2019, 02:55:26 PM »
Boy oh boy. Did France not chuck it away last night?

Scotland currently looking comfortable against Italy too.

Other Senior Rugby / Rugby Joke
« on: October 25, 2018, 11:42:19 PM »
Old Rugby Players Never Die ...

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day.
One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there."
Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed, "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."
Shortly after that, Joe passes on.
At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike -- Mike."
"Who is it?" asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Mike--it's me, Joe."
"You're not Joe. Joe just died."
"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."
"Joe! Where are you?"
"In heaven," replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.
"The good news," Joe says, "is that there IS rugby in heaven.
Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too.
Better even than that, we're all young again.
Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows.
 And, best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired."
"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams!
So what's the bad news?"

"You're in the team for this Saturday."

Other Senior Rugby / Tynedale - MRSA Scare
« on: September 28, 2018, 09:48:12 AM »
From club website:

One of our 1st XV players has this week been confirmed to have contracted MRSA. Several other team members are currently awaiting the result of tests having also suffered from infected cuts and grazes following a recent match. The club is in regular and ongoing contact over the situation with both the National Clubs Association (NCA) and Rugby Football Union (RFU), who are liaising with Public Health England.

This type of infection can be serious in a hospital setting but is readily treatable in normal healthy adults. However it is contagious, and may be spread via close physical contact. Tynedale RFC is therefore taking all precautions to avoid further contagion, including postponement of all Senior rugby fixtures this coming weekend. Following communications today, the NCA fully support the decision to postpone the National League Two fixture at Chester this Saturday.

All junior rugby should be able to continue as normal this weekend, as the relevant health authorities have no concerns about the wider club community.


For further information please contact:
Neil Foster, Chief Executive, Tynedale RFC

Other Senior Rugby / Lancashire leading the way?
« on: May 04, 2018, 12:11:53 AM »

It looks like some Lancashire clubs are going to leave the RFU structure. Fair play to them!

Durham & Northumberland Two / Advantage Whitby?
« on: April 29, 2018, 10:20:17 AM »
Surprising defeat for Rockcliff yesterday. It’s now Whitby’s to lose...

North Shields have had a great season and after beating Medicals in the semi final they take on Novos in the plate final. Morpeth 7:45 KO on Wednesday if anyone is interested.

Durham & Northumberland One / Goodbye Gosforth
« on: April 22, 2018, 09:56:10 AM »
More or less nailed on that Gosforth will lose to Westoe. Very sad to see a club like Gosforth relegated to DN2. Hopefully they’ll bounce back

Durham & Northumberland One / Dreaded League Reshuffles.
« on: April 15, 2018, 11:41:22 AM »
Well it looks nigh on certain that West Hartlepool, Percy Park and Northern will be relegated into DN1. West and Northern are officially relegated.

It is a sad state of affairs for North East rugby. North One East might only have two DN clubs (Morpeth and probably Durham City) in the league next season as Alnwick look certain to go up and we’re not certain if a DN club will win the play off!

If DN do  lose the play off, there will be a league imbalance of two teams. So what do we think will happen? It seems likely that Guisborough will be level transferred, but we’ll still have an imbalance of one. I’d assume that there’ll be 3 clubs relegated into DN2...

What’s your thoughts?

Durham & Northumberland One / We’re Back!
« on: April 10, 2018, 06:22:06 PM »
I would like to say thank you to all the kind messages from those that wanted this place back up and running. It’s been tough to get back up due to a number of reasons. However, those kind messages made us realise it was worth our while to get this forum back up!

However, I’d really like to thank Trotty, from Consett RFC. He has kindly offered to pay for the running of this website (which due to personal reasons I could no longer manage). Without him, this place really would be dead and buried.

Let’s keep this place going, and let’s make it worth everyone’s while. So let’s keep posting and keep the chat clean and friendly. After all, rugby is the best game in the world!

Thanks again,


Durham & Northumberland One / Weather!
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:01:54 PM »
How bad has the snow been in your area?

Do we think games will be on this weekend?

Other Senior Rugby / Cup Finals Day - Kingston Park
« on: January 09, 2018, 04:09:24 PM »
I've seen various people mention this on here in the past. This is something I may be keen on bringing up in the future...

Can I ask, what people's thoughts are on having ALL senior cup finals at Kingston Park on one Saturday?

The downside would be that the club asked to host the event will lose out on bar takings. However, £500 would be given to each club for reaching a final. What would people's thoughts be on this?

Yay or nay? (Poll attached. Please vote!)

Durham & Northumberland One / Tragic news from Medicals
« on: December 16, 2017, 12:06:47 PM »
Our thoughts go to Meds.

The Club is devastated to hear of the tragic death of one of the Meds' players, Marcus Colville during the week. Marcus, who was a medical student aged 21, was found dead on Wednesday. As a mark of respect their scheduled game at Ponteland has been postponed.

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